Last Updated: May 4, 2026
Look, we know nobody actually reads privacy policies. But we wrote this one like humans, so maybe give it a shot. The short version: we collect some basic info to process your orders and run the site, we don’t sell it to anyone, and we’re not doing anything shady with it.
Here’s the longer version.
We’re F-ing Relax. We make calming scent sprays for stressed-out people. Our website is f-ingrelax.com. If you have questions about this policy, email us at hello@f-ingrelax.com.
When you place an order, we collect:
When you browse the site, we may automatically collect:
When you contact us, we collect:
When you sign up for emails (if applicable):
We use what we collect to:
We do not use your information to spam you, sell you stuff you didn’t ask for, or make you feel worse than you already did before you found us.
We don’t sell your data. Full stop.
We do share limited information with third-party services that help us run the business, including:
These parties only receive the information they need to do their job and are required to protect it.
Yes, we use cookies. No, not the good kind.
Cookies are small files stored on your device that help the site remember you, keep items in your cart, and track basic analytics. You can disable cookies in your browser settings, but some parts of the site may not work as well if you do.
We keep your order and account information for as long as necessary to fulfill orders, handle returns, and comply with legal requirements. If you want your data deleted, email us and we’ll take care of it.
Depending on where you live, you may have the right to:
California residents: Under CCPA, you have additional rights regarding your personal information. We don’t sell personal data, so the opt-out of sale right doesn’t apply — but you can still request access or deletion by emailing us.
EU/UK residents: We process your data based on contract performance (your order) and legitimate interest (site analytics). You have rights under GDPR including access, correction, deletion, and portability.
To exercise any of these rights, email hello@f-ingrelax.com.
We take reasonable measures to protect your information from unauthorized access, loss, or misuse. Payment data is handled by PCI-compliant processors and we don’t store card details on our servers.
That said, no system is 100% secure. If something ever goes wrong on our end, we’ll let you know.
Our site may link to other websites we don’t control. Once you leave f-ingrelax.com, this policy no longer applies. We’re not responsible for what other sites do with your data, so check their policies if you’re concerned.
Our products are intended for adults. We don’t knowingly collect information from anyone under 13. If you believe a child has submitted personal information to us, contact us and we’ll remove it promptly.
We may update this policy from time to time. When we do, we’ll update the “Last Updated” date at the top. If the changes are significant, we’ll make it more obvious. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the updated policy.
If you read this far, you’re either very thorough or very stressed. Either way, we appreciate you.
Email us anytime at hello@f-ingrelax.com or visit our Contact page.